Good things happen to people too.
It’s midnight and 101°
Your reality does not negate my reality. My reality is not the truth.
Especially the parts where we get to get stoned.
Winnie the Pooh
Especially the S&M part where Eeyore loses his tail and has a thumb tack to hold it in place, thats gotta hurt.
When Charlotte dies, oh well, all her kids fly away happy as a lark.
Cause he’s a straight up OG motha’ fucka’ who did whatever the shit he wanted.
The Wind in the Willows
When Rat explains the real world sucks and to stay clear of it if he has any good senses.
The Cat In The Hat
Where I learned I’m not the only kid with a mental disorder.
Where I learned hearing voices is quite common and can lead to many adventures.
Hinds Feet In High Places
Where Much Afraid learns she was carrying dead wood and did it all herself.
“My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
Jonathan Living Seagull
I never wanted to kill any bird more than him, that pretentious, piece of shit, who knew nothing on how to survive the Westside and not get your lunch money taken away.
White people nasty.
The Awakening: Kate Choppin
I get it. I’d rather drown too than put up with the insufferable.
Heart of Darkness
Imperialism at its best, a road map for injustice, inhumanity, and racism. The universal unconcious and the need for (WO) men, alike to prick there concious until these words ring true, “The horror! The horror!”
The Hunger Games
The shitiest triology ever. Katniss should have been Katpiss, that wimp was either crying or blacking out all the time. I read the first book and thought that was a waste of time. I figured I’m in one might as well start the second and see if it gets better. It didn’t. I found myself getting pissed off and the writer laughing all the way to the bank with her pulp fiction. Okay so I started the last book got midway and threw the book against the wall. Mother fucken tramp, if I ever see Suzanne Collins I’m getting my fucking money back, or if I ever get to meet up with Katniss that insufferable wench is dead.
And anyone who doesn’t like my list just ask Winnie the Pooh how many fucks he gives.